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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Consumer sentiment reading rebounds to much higher level than expected as people get over tariff shock - CNBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

‘Uber for Getting Off Antidepressants’ Launches in the US - WIRED

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Phil Spencer Just Lowkey Confirmed The Halo: Combat Evolved Remaster Making 2026 A Massive Year For Xbox - Kotaku

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Panel approves changes to enhance the flow of the game in men’s basketball - NCAA.org

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

What software development tools does Microsoft offer for C# and .NET Core platform? Do they include CLI or GUI options?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Splitgate 2 developer 1047 Games lays off "small group of valued staff" - Eurogamer

No, not a chance

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

So they tried

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

We Asked 3 Chefs the Secret to the Best Potato Salad—They All Said the Same Thing - EatingWell