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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:31

So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
So they tried
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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